Friday, March 20, 2020

Write for the Judge The Secret to Winning Writing Contests

Write for the Judge The Secret to Winning Writing Contests There are hundreds of writing contests out there offering prizes of thousands of dollars for short story writers, poets and novelists. The downside is that you often have to pay to enter, so if you enter too many without success, it can be expensive. Contests are always a bit of a gamble, but theres a simple way to increase your chances. Write for the judge. Of all the details of writing contests, the judge is often the most overlooked, and yet it’s one of the most crucial. The judge is the person who will be deciding whether you win or lose, get published or get a rejection slip. Doesn’t it make sense to find out what this person likes or dislikes? Fortunately, with writing contests, this is usually easy to find out. Whereas regular submissions to magazines or newspapers will be handled Here’s an example of how it works. Last year, I decided to enter the Nottingham Short Story Competition. The judge was M.J. Hyland, so I decided to find out more about her. I read a  story she had available online, visited her website, read interviews and profiles. Then I wrote a story just for her, a story I thought she’d really like to read. The result: a respectable third place, publication in an anthology, and a check for  £125. I’ve used a similar method to win thousands of pounds worth of writing prizes. But isn’t that compromising your integrity? Shouldn’t you just write for yourself? No. Anything you write is for an audience; the whole point of telling a story is to entertain or enlighten other people. The audience here is just smaller than usual! Of course you should never write anything you don’t believe in, and I’m not saying you should mimic the judge’s writing style or content. What I am saying is that you can improve your chances greatly As an added bonus, reading and analyzing the work of an accomplished writer will help you learn from them and improve your own writing. So even if you don’t win the contest, the exercise will have been a valuable one. Of course, sometimes the judge will be someone you can’t really write for without compromising your integrity, someone whose interests or writing style are radically different from your own. In that case, the best course of action is simply to walk away and congratulate yourself on saving the entry fee. There are plenty of contests, so theres always another possibility! To find a writing contest to enter, the FundsforWriters newsletter is of course a fantastic resource. Here are a few others to check out:    ·Ã‚  Ã‚  Ã‚  Ã‚  Ã‚   Booktrust  ·Ã‚  Ã‚  Ã‚  Ã‚  Ã‚   Poets Writers  ·Ã‚  Ã‚  Ã‚  Ã‚  Ã‚   FirstWriter.com  ·Ã‚  Ã‚  Ã‚  Ã‚  Ã‚   Freelance Writing  ·Ã‚  Ã‚  Ã‚  Ã‚  Ã‚   Writers Reign

Tuesday, March 3, 2020

The Chief Justices Prepositional Slip

The Chief Justices Prepositional Slip The Chief Justices Prepositional Slip The Chief Justices Prepositional Slip By Maeve Maddox Most of the comments about the Chief Justices verbal stumble while administering the Presidential oath focus on the adverb faithfully. Not many pundits talk about the changing of of to to in the phrase President of the United States. Heres the Presidential oath as prescribed by law: I, (So and So), do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. The formula so help me God is traditionally added. Heres the mixed-up line that that Roberts modeled for the President-elect: will execute the office of President to the United States faithfully. Its one thing to move the faithfully. Its something else to alter the preposition in the familiar and immutable phrasing of President of the United States. The phrase President of the United States is not open to variation. In what context would we ever say President to the United States? One can speak of an ambassador to the United States or an ambassador of the United States. In the first instance, to makes it clear that the ambassador belongs somewhere else. He may be attached to the United States, but its as an outsider. In the second instance, the of makes it clear that the ambassador is carrying on the work of the United States. So why would Chief Justice Roberts come up with the unprecedented President to the United States while delivering the oath of office? Could it have been an example of parapraxis? parapraxis [pÄÆ'rÉ™-prÄÆ'ksÄ ­s]: a verbal mistake that is thought to reveal an unconscious belief, thought, or emotion. Parapraxis is more commonly known as a Freudian slip. As senator, Obama objected to the appointment of Roberts to the Supreme Court. Its not unreasonable to think that Roberts was less than happy to have the task of swearing Obama in as President. Heres a possible interpretation of the substitution of to for of. Both of and to have myriad applications in English, but in these two phrases, of has the force of joining, while to has the effect of distancing. Could there have been an unconscious wish to distance Obama from the office? The preposition switch may not be evidence of parapraxis, but the fact remains that Roberts did mess up the oath. Poor guy! Hes earned himself forever the distinction of being the first justice to to stumble over the 35-word oath in the course of sixty-four years and eleven Presidents. Afterthoughts 1. Some commentators put the blame on Obama for jumping in after his name, but G.H.W. Bush did the same thing and Justice Rehnquist didnt miss a beat. 2. To be on the safe side, Roberts re-administered the oath in private, the day after the inaugural ceremony. Two other Presidents have received a double dose of the oath: Chester A. Arthur (1829-1886) and Calvin Coolidge (1872-1933), both Vice-Presidents succeeding a deceased President. Arthur took the oath in his own home, at midnight, upon receiving word that President Garfield was dead. N.Y. Supreme Court justice John R. Brady administered it, but two days later Arthur swore the oath a second time. Calvin Coolidge was in Vermont when President Harding died in California. Coolidges father, a notary public, administered the oath at 2:47 a.m. Next day Coolidge returned to Washington where he repeated the oath before Justice A. A. Hoehling. You may enjoy watching this video of Presidents from FDR to G.W. Bush taking the oath. Notice that LBJ, being sworn in while still in shock, said I do solemnly swear without inserting his name after the I. Want to improve your English in five minutes a day? Get a subscription and start receiving our writing tips and exercises daily! Keep learning! Browse the Misused Words category, check our popular posts, or choose a related post below:Farther vs. FurtherWhat to Do When Words Appear Twice in a RowDissatisfied vs. Unsatisfied